Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Politically Correct Terms

# Road Kill: Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
# Cowardly: Challenge Challenged
# Cannibalism: Intra-Species Dining
# Vomiting: Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
# Alcoholic: Anti-Sobriety Activist
# Vice President: Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
# Abortion: Near-Life Experience
# Rudeness: Tact Avoidance
# Assassination: Involuntary Term Limitation
# Shoplifter: Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
# Dead: Actuarially Mature

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